How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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