once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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