i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
