what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Terrible idea I love it
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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