Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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