she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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