There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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