Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
