Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My ass is underappreciated
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
