yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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