doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Drake has all the answers
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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