We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's never too late to be topless.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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