just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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