I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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