Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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