then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
