how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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