In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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