North Korea, Best Korea!
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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