Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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