no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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