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(314): View more from Missouri

I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial

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(847): View more from Illinois

no one should ever give us hovercrafts

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(917): View more from New York City

giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?

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(925): View more from California

Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard

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(909): View more from California

We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.

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(682): View more from Texas

She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.

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(510): View more from California

LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of

(415): View more from California

Yes dear.

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(386): View more from Florida

So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.

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