And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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