I hate your face
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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