She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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