I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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