whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
