You work out of a Hotel?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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