My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
