Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
They have beer where we have blood.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
