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say what?
wanna hang out?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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