i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
