you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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