last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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