no, he came in my armpit
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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