oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The air was thick with penises
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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