I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
