The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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