filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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