Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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