if you like me you must not know who I am
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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