Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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