After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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