Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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