Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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