When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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