It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We are all done wearing pants today
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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