A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i wish my penis had a tongue
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Come on in and take your pants off
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