and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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