No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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